Jumbo M&M's are conspiring to land in the stomachs of adults across America.
Of course I'm exaggerating, but would someone please explain to me:
- Why did Masterfoods USA, a division of Mars, feel compelled to unveil Mega M&M's targeted specifically to American adults, most of whom already are overweight or obese, and many of whom have diabetes and hypoglycemia?
- Why do each chocolate-covered, sugar-laden nut need to be a whopping 55 percent bigger?
- Why is a mega $10-million marketing blitz required to promote the rich, chocolate-covered nuts as "perfectly big"? (Couldn't that $10 million go to promote anti-obesity efforts instead?)
- Why would John O’Hurley -- from this summer's hot TV show, "Dancing with the Stars,” and best known for his role as J. Peterman on “Seinfeld” -- want to brand himself as a Mega M&M's spokesman?
Seriously, folks, why the heck do we need bigger-than-big M&M's?
Is the advent of the ogre-sized candies occurring because, as a New York Times editorial speculated, there's "a backlash against the idea that the food police are out to get you"?
Are people that narrow-minded that they'll place more value on their don't-you-dare-tell-me-what-to-eat attitude than their health?
Suffice it to say that I'm simply dumbfounded by this supersize-plus trend. As if supersized wasn't bad enough!!
Why would food manufacturers and fast-food chains deliberately, almost callously -- with no regard whatsoever to our nation's obesity and diabetes woes -- want to come out with obscenely big foods? Worse yet, why would they want to brand themselves as corporately irresponsible and insensitive?
Indeed, Mega M&M's are the latest in a line of extra jumbo products that sneer at nutritional correctness. (Think Monster Thickburger from Hardee's, the Full House XL from Pizza Hut and the Enormous Omelet Sandwich from Burger King, as Stuart Elliott of The New York Times pointed out.)
What's horrifying about this extra-supersizing trend is that recent studies show that folks eat whatever is put in front of them. In other words, even if they're already full, people won't pass up more.
Isn't it logical to conclude that if people eat more, bigger M&M's, they could get fat or even fatter? (After all, who needs more calories, sugar, and fat? As it is, a package of the regular size contains 250 calories, 13 grams of fat and 25 grams of sugar! Couldn't find any nutritional info for the humongous new candies.)
While, of course, Masterfoods USA takes issue with any suggestion that bigger M&M's can be linked to obesity, it's baffling to me how they can ignore the obvious.
Bonnie Liebman, nutrition director for the Center for Science in the Public Interest, has the right idea when she says, "The last thing we need is bigger candy."
Of course, Masterfood USA contends (or rationalizes) that M&M's "has always been a sharing brand, used for big gatherings."
Sure, I'll concede that maybe some of the time, these chocolate candies will get offered at family events and parties.
But, let me tell you, as a former major-league M&M's addict -- this was one of my favorite candies years ago -- sharing was the last thing I wanted to do when I sneakily purchased what were considered jumbo bags back then. (Now they'd be deemed normal-sized.)
Look, I'll confess (with great embarrassment): I coveted and scarfed all of these M&M's by myself -- and only occasionally (and probably reluctantly) gave some away to others.
While I don't agree with Liebman's statement that "Mega M&M's are aimed at making mega-Americans," I think the introduction of jumbo M&M's is horribly misguided.
And I suspect that these many people -- who are already overweight or who suffer from some kind of eating disorder -- will pig out on an entire bag all at once. In fact, I know this will happen.
Perhaps Masterfoods USA executives should take some nutrition classes on the dangers of eating too many sugary, fatty foods?
Speak out about this outrageous development. Join me in e-mailing Masterfoods USA to suggest that they yank these scandalously huge candies out of our nation's stores.











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